Oscars 2014 – The Hot, The Weird, and The Awkward
by Alyssa Ramos
3 years ago, I was viewing the Oscars on Television, reveling in all of the glitz and glamour and dreaming about what it should be like to see the Red Carpet…now the Red Carpet along with every main celebrity are literally two minutes away from my apartment in Hollywood. It’s type of great.
Of course with the Academy Awards shutting down Hollywood Blvd, we didn’t dare drive anyplace, plus it was raining which indicates that no one in LA ought to be permitted to drive anyway, so becoming the jaded Hollywood little ones that we are, we watched the Oscars reside from a chic, comfy couch in the Hills when sipping a surplus of white wine and champagne. Of program we could see the large red carpet in front of the Dolby Theater from the best of the hill, plus I had a consumer who’s a Celebrity Beauty Skilled (Nurse Jamie) texting me photographs from behind the scenes, so it was variety of like we had been there anyway…not definitely, but what ever.
All people clearly looked amazing and great, we all know that, so allow’s speak about the funny and weird shit that took place. Very first there was Jared Leto taking a selfie like he was starstruck by himself, then there was Matthew McConaughey‘s wife who looked like she could barely move in that Peptobismol pink wannabe Kate Middleton dress.
Jennifer Lawrence fell…again…but it was no the place close to as humorous as the to start with time. I’ve tried really challenging to like her but when I seem at her all I see is an angry Cabbage Patch doll’s encounter…seriously however, you’re like the number one particular film star correct now, why ought to you often look a person asked you the most appallingly dumb question ever?
Moving back to Jared Leto, his speech was supposedly pretty touching, on the other hand all we heard was a really long noise, with phrases that were incomprehensible in excess of all of our pretentious complaints about how long it was. Mainly because we’ve all won an Oscar and all. We all unanimously confided that none of us had seen 12 Many years A Slave simply because it looked as well unhappy, but Lupita‘s “bird-egg-blue” dress was fabullouusss (there were three gay guys and 2 women..we were as irritating as the Kardashians…my poor boy-thing and his close friends).
We absolutely LOVED the large celebrity selfie that broke a Twitter planet record and puts any selfie ever taken to shame, and hopefully will encourage self-obsessed narcissists all over the place to prevent taking them…so you agree, you feel you’re truly very? We also actually loved that Ellen DeGeneres essentially received pizza delivered (which inspired me to make Cauliflower Crust Pizza that every person LOVED) and that an enthusiastic Brad Pitt was super fired up to assist pass it out to Meryll Streep and Julia Roberts although Angelina Jolie looked like hell had just frozen more than and there have been kids they could be saving alternatively of getting an epic pizza party in the front row of the Oscars.
For me, practically nothing was extra awkward and cringe-worthy than Matthew McConaughey’s acceptance speech. He legit sounded like a sociapath…AKA like all of these years of extreme character development for roles, specifically the final 1, had ultimately caught up to him for the ultimate mind f**k. Like I have thought what he was even talking about. If you missed it, click the hyperlink under…
http://video.vulture.com/video/Matthew-McConaugheys-Oscars-Spe
I wish I had some fabulous stories to inform about the just after-Oscars events like Elton John‘s and Madonna‘s, but by the time the demonstrate was over, I was so full and tipsy that all we ended up undertaking was viewing The Little Mermaid. Not joking.
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