How To Seduce An Ostrich: A Step By Step Guide
Step 1: Find a Sexy Ostrich Oudtshoorn, South Africa Have you ever wanted to know how to seduce the largest bird in the world? Today I will teach you the ancient & mysterious secrets of wild ostrich love. Everyone gets a little lonely sometimes. Instead of looking for love in all the same places, why not visit a farm? There are plenty of farm animals out there who would be happy to receive your affections. If you happen to be traveling in South Africa, you’re in luck. Everyone knows that the hottest farm animal in the world is the ostrich, and you’ll find many available birds in South Africa. The following guide will teach you how to seduce and conquer this wild beast on just the first date! Step 1: Find a Sexy Ostrich Obviously this won’t be too difficult, as most ostriches are extremely attractive. The best ones will have long, skinny legs and big doe eyes with long lashes. But everyone has different tastes, so maybe you’ll want a big fat one ...